Ok, so what is the big deal about Camping? I'll tell you: its the fire and the tent. What else? Not the drive, not the bugs, not the void of electricity. It is because people feel rustic by making life miserable. Someone says "You know what would be great? Ditching this whole heating and cooling fad, and sleeping on the ground." Someone else confirms the idea with an equally great statement like "Oh great! And I'll bring some pre-processed food like hot dogs and canned goods. We can warm it over our fire so as to pretend we actually cooked this meal."
So I did it. I took the best part about camping - The Tent and Fire - and put it right in the living room. Why you ask? Because the living room is the most comfortable place on earth. Its got all the goodies (Plasma TV, kitchen access, and heat) that you miss while you are camping.
Check this badboy out. Our camp site had high speed internet, food delivery, and Free HBO. Plus we got to do all the usual camping rituals: We slept in the tent, we started a fire, and we wished we were doing something less stupid.
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